Something I found on Facebook. Rather amusing.

TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A SWIMMER.
1. They like it wet.
2. They dive right in.
3. Love going fast.
4. Are use to wearing next to nothing in front a group of people.
5. Breastroke is favorite to many.
6. Others like it on their back.
7. They are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast.
8. They know how to push it and work under HARD conditions.
9. They are firm believers that practice will make you better and will at any time...day or night.
10. Are used to doing things again and again till you can't.

Backstrokers do it on their backs,
Breaststrokers do it underwater,
Flyers do it wit their hips,
IMers do it 4 ways,
Freestylers do it anyway they want,
Sprinters do it faster,
Distance swimmers last longer,
Divers do it deeper,

However you put it, swimmers do it better.

Others:
We are able to do it on our backs or our front
The deeper we go the faster we get
We can beat you with one stroke.
We go in hard and come out wet
We get in and out in under a minute
Weve got 19 down and were still coming (500)
Swimmers don't mind when it's too tight
They have near-perfect rhythm
They come in fast and come out faster
We will always try different angles to our technique right
The faster you stroke, the faster it will come...stroke it hard
to a swimmer teamwork means perfect timing